Alors bien sûr, si on cherche bien, des photos de famille bien nazes, on en a tous. Et si on sortait les vieux dossiers, ça serait pas joli joli. Mais quand on regarde celles là, on se rassure. Et on se dit qu'il y a des limites à ne pas franchir et que nos vieilles archives Facebook ou nos storys Instagram n'ont rien de honteux. Au pire on a juste une sale tronche mais figurez-vous qu'on peut aussi expliquer scientifiquement pourquoi on se trouve moche en photo. Bref on remercie le compte légendaire @awkwardfamilyphotos qui nous offre au quotidien des pépites photographiques aussi cringe les unes que les autres. Et si vous pensez que c'est cringe de dire « cringe » je vous invite à aller voir là bas si j'y suis.

Homard m'a tuer

This photo of my family was taken as a Christmas Picture in late 1989, after my younger sister (the “pearl”) was born.

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Il n'y a rien qui va

We were trying to make a rainbow with smoke bombs for our pregnancy announcement. The plan was for my husband to light them really fast then take a picture in front of them. We didn’t know this picture happened till days later going through all the pictures. We realized it looked like my husband…

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La famille de pas du tout super-héros

My parents took me to a Halloween autograph session with ‘Justice League’ superheroes. Now that I look at it 30 years later I find it quite creepy, particularly Spider-Man.

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Pas du tout l'angoisse

Mom, Mr. Bones and myself, 1984. Dad worked in pathology for the university and often brought his work home." @veronicarocksyoursocksoff

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Jamais vu une photo non photoshopée qui ressemble à ce point à une photo photoshopée

This is a photo of my dad (far right) and his three brothers. I guess the photographer couldn’t find a larger prop to set them on, and instead had them straddle and squeeze in.

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Bienvenue dans les années 2000

It was 2002. We had taken in a young man who needed a place to live. Our own children were working hard to maintain their own individuality in a culture which prided itself on ‘sameness.’ So, we took the opportunity to have a family photo taken.

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C'est une secte ?

My grandmother, who is pictured in the photo, sewed all of the clothes and made the hair bows as well. This was a picture for all of the women in the family around ‘95 and I guess we all needed matching outfits." @michelleblocher

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AH non... là c'est une secte

Not sure what we were thinking but it seemed to be a good idea at the time. It’s become a running family laugh…and a threat from my wife every time she goes to the fabric store.” @crittercountry10

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Mais à quel moment ?

Jakarta, Indonesia 1985. My mom insisted me and my sister take a photo with that horrible clown.” @r.tesa83

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Hâte de les découvrir à Rock en Seine

This is my family, years ago. My mother wanted to show how musical of a family we were at the time.”

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Tror midxngont le petitie bout chiou

Me as a baby around 1989. Don’t worry, I’m not really drunk, but I sure look a lot like I am.”

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Allez bon bah salut

Every family has its strange characters. So in honor of the release of @meettheaddams on Digital, Blu-ray & DVD, DM us your WEIRDEST FAMILY PHOTOS for a chance to win 5 Universal Studio passes, a 4k Blu-ray player, the new Awkward Family Photos Greatest Hits game and official Addams Family movie…

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Modern Family mais genre vraiment

My dad Larry opened one of the first cell phone stores in Houston Texas and was known as “the cell phone kingpin.” I wish you could have seen the commercial that ran with him on a unicycle.

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Envie de les réincarner en tractopelles

My mom forced my brothers and I to take a family portrait…from this the fabled ‘peek around’ emerged.”

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Ça se voit ils savent pas du tout comment prononcer "Cheese"

The photographer had a wacky request for our facial expressions.” @draxx_sklounst

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On l'embrasse

This is my friend Kate. 80s Kate is fond of books, sitting and perms.”⁠

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C'est la fête à l'aspi

My mom, bless her soul, absolutely loved her dustbuster and thought all of us should have one for Christmas. We all posed with her and her trusty old one.

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Tout simplement fan

My mom said this was one of my favorite things to do as a child."⁠

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MDR on dirait moi sur toutes les photos de ma vie

This is what happens when you sneeze during an Olan Mills Christmas picture session. And yes, my parents still used this as our Christmas card. And I have no explanation for the color scheme.” @brookeeecoleman

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Odeur, plaisir, partage

This is a photo of our daughter sleeping in daddy’s armpit.”⁠ ⁠

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Voilà de vrais souvenirs de famille

I did my potty training in front of a captive audience.” @uzzdenus

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Voilà ce qui se passe quand on fait un portrait de famille juste après s'être engueulé

My niece Kya was done with getting her picture taken on Thanksgiving, as were all of us...even the dog was pissed LOL.”

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Des femmes et de l'argent

Why did we think this was going to be cute?

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Voilà une fratrie qui s'aime

This is a photo of my two younger siblings and me at my cousin’s wedding.”⁠

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Ambiance placenta

Me, shortly after delivering my twins and with horrible nausea and vomiting from the anesthesia and my husband thought it was the perfect time for a photo.” @achave2

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Envie de graver ce moment dans le marbre

My sister obviously never picked on me and it’s unclear why my mom chose this photo to be in the family album for all these years.” @laurapalmer_tx

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Les produits laitiers sont nos amis pour la vie

My old roommate's family pic during the “Got Milk” era." @00kr00

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Si mon enfance pouvait être résumée en une image

I have no explanation for this photo. Nor for my somewhat over-sized Kurt Cobain t-shirt, or why I’m the oldest child in the room. The other kids look a little scared. Very odd.”⁠ ⁠

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Ça

Grandma was a mime, and like all family matriarchs, hoped her grandkids would follow in her ways… silently.” @13_Rees_42

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Créatif

My grandma had a old toilet in her backyard for years. One day someone decided to put the baby inside the toilet. It seemed like a good idea at the time…”⁠ ⁠

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Un bel arbre généalogique

This is a photo of my parents and all of our heads: four daughters and their respective families. My Dad loves photography, and recently purchased a green screen so that our family photos could miraculously be in any lovely location in the world. This one, however, highlights the fact that he might…

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On se tient chaud

I grew up in Alaska. When we traveled to the lower 48, I always got asked the same questions. 'Did I live in an igloo?' 'Do we only eat moose?' 'Do we travel by Dogsled.' I always like to pull this picture out and say 'Yes to all the above.'

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Karaté dicks

My father insisted that all of us must begin lessons in karate after The Karate Kid came out in the 1980’s. His pride in our accomplishments led to a family photo.”

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Trop chelou ce visage au milieu

My girls and I. The whole family went for church directory photos and the photographer decided to be ‘creative’ with us. My husband is very much alive and well, but this photo screams ‘Dad is dead!'

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Mais vous regardez où bordel ?

My mother was taking the photo and told us to look at the light to avoid red eye.”⁠ ⁠

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